Excessive farting….. yep..
Story #1 – A Woman Beats Up Her Dad Over His Excessive Flatulence
Story #2 – A guy was arrested after he livestreamed himself breaking into an ATM.
Story #3 – A parrot tried to tell its owner the house was being robbed last week by squawking, “Hello!” over and over . . . but the owner ignored the bird because, quote, “he isn’t always a reliable source of information.”