PANTS ON THE GROUND…. PANTS ON THE GROUND….
Story #1 – A Guy Blows Up His House While Trying to Kill a Fly
Story #2 -A drunk guy was arrested after the cops called him a cab . . . and he tried to steal it.
Story #3 -Handcuffed Man Runs From Cops, Trips on Pants, Gets Arrested for Drugs & Burglary