CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET FLORIDA BELTS???
Story #1 – A Man Steals a Police Dog by Luring Him in with Vienna Sausages
Story #2 – Man’s Attempt to Steal Spendy Shoes Spoiled by Saggy Pants
Story #3 – A Guy Is Busted for Speeding . . . and Has 20 Gallons of Moonshine in His Trunk